
They'd have a COW.
Which is a much bigger deal in India.
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Tell your boyfriend
to cool it with the COW jokes.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 9

This seemed easier
than getting a COW out here
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 14

How much longer
is he gonna milk that COW?
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 9

Sounded like a COW in heat.
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