
How about a Web search
for "Why don't women like me?"
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 14

While you were sleeping,
I was weaving an un-unravelable WEB.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 10

The minute you sneeze WEB,
I'm moving out.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 9

You'll be trapped forever
in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot WEB.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 11

From the dating Web site.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 19