So you're telling me every time Kirk went
into the transporter he was killing himself?
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Remember the new Star Trek movie?
Kirk has to take over the ship...
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Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru
by reprogramming the simulator.
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Kirk cheated.
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If it's good enough for
Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,
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